Rude Woman

Yes, your birthday is around the corner. But, isn't it too rude to remind your friends to post birthday presents to you? And, you specified no food stuff. You're based in a foreign land now. Have you thought of the postage rate? Have you considered your friends waiting in the post office during their lunch break to weigh the parcels and mail them to you? Please spare a thought for others. You always wonder why you have very few friends. You should know the reason now.